The Christwire Article that Spawned the Legacy of Rapax

Or for short, the one topic that made me who I am today. And it’s got its 100 GET today, so it deserves a place here.

Time for a little intro. A few months ago on Easter Sunday, I was browsing Christwire and stumbled across a article pertaining to pictures of Zombie Jesus. Apparently, the staff was butthurt about it offending Jesus (I honestly say I can’t blame them, but hey, if He created Rosie ‘O Donell, He must have SOME sense of humor.) Several of my friends happened to be online on MSN at the time, so we decided to hijack the article and post pictures of random characters while roleplaying as them. As well as just post random pictures in general.

Said blokes include fake Adam Nelsons, shortshort demon Overlords, exploding penguins, a lovefreak angel girl, an admittedly awesome orange-glasses wearing bloke, seraphim with bonsais, and…. Yuyuko. Yeah.

If you wanna look for my posts, I posted as Overlord Laharl and one post as Lamington (only the first one. The second one was probably done by some anon)

Oh, you wanna see it? Aw, I knew you would.

Browser be warned. There’s QUITE a lot of images on that single article. Hopefully none of the staff baleeted any of the comments…

It might’ve not been the very first hijack I’ve did, but this one certainly sets a milestone.

For those who want to see more of my hijackery, links here for you curiousity. Again, be wary of lots of images, as well as obscure jokes no one will probably get. Please note, I don’t have ALL the hijacks listed here. if you wanna lurk for them, be my guest.

First hijack I ever did. Enjoy my loserness.

Laharl vs Yogg-Saron

Not really a hijack, but eh. Couldn’t be ignored.

Again, not really a true hijack, but enjoy the Cirno.

Prinnies fail at 1GETS. And Laharl gives Claire some Prinnies.

Second major hijack I did with my freinds. Instead of Disgaea, we aimed for Touhou and Higurashi. Be warned, there’s one slightly-NSFW picture on there.

Laharl vs Kaguya Houraisan. And has a conversation with Meri.

After a bit of Laharl’s hijackery, Etna adresses Christwire via bypasscode. She hasn’t used it in quite a while, though. Probably mainly due to the staff baleeting them. They’re hiding something.

Another Etna hjiack. Just as a note, I was lying about PETA. Except for the fact that they’re animal killers. Srsly. I read stuff. Also, Adams.

Etna speaks in reverse. Guest star by Staris Ichime.

Rapax sandbags Adam Nelson. I had RP’s image (seen in the header) on here, but it got baleeted.

Enjoy. I shall catch up on my sleep now.

~Rapax